Showing posts with label dessert. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dessert. Show all posts
Shelly
I don't have a picture of food. . . don't have a recipe. . . but I do have a link to the most awesome of awesome blogs that boast both. This really is the neatest idea that I've seen lately.

http://www.theydrawandcook.com

In other news, I've tried the Cooks Illustrated Strawberry Ice Box Pie, and it was beyond amazing. I brought it to the annual family reunion, and it was soup by the time that we got there. . . but the bastards ate it all anyway. Ha ha ha ha. . .

Icebox Strawberry Pie

From Cook's Illustrated / Cook's Country - June 2009

Serves 8

In step 1, it is imperative that the cooked strawberry mixture measures 2 cups; any more and the filling will be loose. If your fresh berries aren’t fully ripe, you may want to add extra sugar to taste in step 2. Use your favorite pie dough or use our recipe (related). Chill the heavy cream in step 4 to help it whip more quickly.

Filling

2 pounds frozen strawberries (see related tasting)
2 tablespoons lemon juice
2 tablespoons water
1 tablespoon unflavored gelatin
1 cup sugar
Pinch salt
1 pound fresh strawberries , hulled and sliced thin
1 (9-inch) pie shell , baked and cooled (see note)

Topping

4 ounces cream cheese , softened
3 tablespoons sugar
1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
1 cup heavy cream

1. COOK FROZEN BERRIES Cook frozen berries in large saucepan over medium-low heat until berries begin to release juice, about 3 minutes. Increase heat to medium-high and cook, stirring frequently, until thick and jamlike, about 25 minutes (mixture should measure 2 cups).

2. ADD GELATIN Combine lemon juice, water, and gelatin in small bowl. Let stand until gelatin is softened and mixture has thickened, about 5 minutes. Stir gelatin mixture, sugar, and salt into cooked berry mixture and return to simmer, about 2 minutes. Transfer to bowl and cool to room temperature, about 30 minutes.

3. ADD FRESH BERRIES Fold fresh berries into filling. Spread evenly in pie shell and refrigerate until set, about 4 hours. (Filled pie can be refrigerated for 24 hours.)

4. MAKE TOPPING With electric mixer on medium speed, beat cream cheese, sugar, and vanilla until smooth, about 30 seconds. With mixer running, add cream and whip until stiff peaks form, about 2 minutes. Serve pie with whipped cream topping.

STEP BY STEP

Don't Make This Mistake

In step 1, be sure to accurately measure the reduced strawberry mixture: You’ll need exactly 2 cups. Scrape the strawberry mixture into a large liquid measuring cup. If it measures more than 2 cups, return it to the pan to cook down. It may seem fussy to stop to measure, but the pie will not set or slice properly if you have more than 2 cups of the strawberry mixture.

MEASURE METICULOUSLY

Icebox Strawberry Pie

With a red filling so bright it hurts, berries big enough to be plums, and poufy whipped cream, diner-style strawberry pies always look inviting. But these no-bake desserts often taste more like plastic than pie. We wondered if better ingredients could deliver a pie that lived up to its looks. Here’s what we discovered:

Test Kitchen Discoveries

* We used 2 pounds of frozen berries (which worked well for cooking and cost less than fresh) and cooked them down in a dry saucepan until they released their juices and the mixture was thick, concentrated, and flavorful.
* Be sure that the reduced berries measure 2 cups exactly; if the mixture measures any more, the filling will be loose.
* Because strawberries are low in pectin, the natural thickener found in citrus fruits and many other plants, we added some lemon juice, which perked up the flavor and tightened the texture of the filling a little. To thicken the filling further, we added a bit of unflavored gelatin, which produced a clean-slicing, not-too-bouncy pie.
* After stirring in the gelatin—which we combined with the lemon juice and water—along with sugar and salt, we then stirred in fresh strawberries off the heat. This gave us the big berry flavor we wanted.
* Diner strawberry pies typically get a squirt of Reddi-wip, but we made our own. We whipped cream cheese into real whipped cream along with vanilla and sugar for a slightly tangy topping that balanced the sweetness of the berries.
* Use our No-Fear Pie Crust recipe or use your own.

No-Fear Pie Crust

From America's Test Kitchen ( Cook's Illustrated) the episode: Easy As Pie

The pastry can be pressed into the pie plate and refrigerated for up to 2 days or double-wrapped in plastic and frozen for up to 1 month. Once baked and cooled, the shell can be wrapped tightly in plastic and stored at room temperature for up to 1 day.

Makes one 9-inch Pie Shell.

Ingredients

1 1/4 cups all-purpose flour
2 tablespoons sugar
1/4 teaspoon table salt
8 tablespoons unsalted butter (1 stick), softened but still cool
2 ounces cream cheese , softened but still cool

Instructions

1. Lightly coat 9-inch Pyrex pie plate with cooking spray. Whisk flour, sugar, and salt together in bowl.

2. With electric mixer at medium-high speed, beat butter and cream cheese in large bowl, stopping once or twice to scrape down beater and sides of bowl, until completely homogenous, about 2 minutes. Add flour mixture and combine on medium-low until mixture resembles coarse cornmeal, about 20 seconds. Scrape down sides of bowl. Increase mixer speed to medium-high and beat until dough begins to form large clumps, about 30 seconds. Reserve 3 tablespoons of dough. Turn remaining dough onto lightly floured surface, gather into ball, and flatten into 6-inch disk. Transfer disk to greased pie plate.

3. Press dough evenly over bottom of pie plate toward sides, using heel of your hand. Hold plate up to light to ensure that dough is evenly distributed (see photo 1 at left). With your fingertips, continue to work dough over bottom of plate and up sides until evenly distributed.

4. On floured surface, roll reserved dough into 12-inch rope. Divide into three pieces, roll each piece into 8-inch rope, and form fluted edge (photos 2 through 4). Wrap in plastic and refrigerate at least 1 hour.

5. Adjust oven rack to middle position and heat oven to 325 degrees. Lightly prick bottom of crust with fork. Bake until golden brown, 35 to 40 minutes. Cool on wire rack. (If large bubbles form, wait until crust is fully baked, then gently press on bubbles with kitchen towel. Bubbles will settle as crust cools.)


Step-by-Step

No-Fear Pie Crust

1. Hold the pie plate up to the light to check the thickness of the dough; it should be translucent, not opaque. Pay attention to the curved edges.

2. Roll the reserved dough into three 8-inch ropes. Arrange the ropes around the perimeter of the pie plate, leaving small (about 1-inch) gaps between them.

3. Squeeze the ropes together.
Stacie the Baker
This past weekend was a weekend of double takes. First, I made chocolate cupcakes for the 29th birthday of this blog's founder and eponymous star, Sarah... I followed up Act 1 with an encore of decadent chocolate on chocolate cake for my Bible study. I know, I'm not really exercising my range here. But I don't really care, it's chocolate.

This double duty was matched by the fact that I had Pad Thai not once, but TWICE this weekend. (anyone jealous?) However, I'd like to quote the iconic old Hollywood actress Mae West who once said, "Too much of a good thing can be wonderful!" Amen sista. And this weekend was definitely wonderful. Particularly the chocolate cupcakes (IMO)...

This cupcake recipe is from the latest issue of Cook's Illustrated magazine (which, as many of you know, serves as my culinary cornerstone, nay, my culinary Bible... sorry Jesus). It's touted by CI as being the "Ultimate Chocolate Cupcake," and needless to say, such bold sweeping claims must be tested and proven in my kitchen before they are to be believed... and I'm happy to announce that this recipe lived up to its name... frickin' ULTIMATE!!


Let's start with the Ganache Filling:

2 ounces of bittersweet chocolate, chopped fine
1/4 heavy cream
1 TBSP confectioners' sug

1. Place chocolate, cream and sugar in medium microwave safe bowl, and heat on high for 20-30 seconds... enough to melt the mixture. Whisk until smooth and put in the fridge for no more than 30 minutes... enough to firm it up.

Chocolate Cupcakes:
3 oz of bittersweet chocolate, chopped fine
1/3 cup of cocoa powder (I refuse to use dutch-processed, since they fluff it with all that alkali and make it taste nasty)
3/4 cup of hot coffee
3/4 cup bread flour
3/4 granulated sugar
1/2 tsp salt
1/2 tsp baking SODA
6 TBSP of veg oil (I subbed it with coconut oil, because it's so much healthier and tastier! made a difference!)
2 large eggs
2 tsp of white vinegar
1 tsp vanilla extract

1. Place chocolate and cocoa in medium bowl, pour the hot coffee over the mixture and whisk until smooth. Set in fridge and let it cool completely... 20 mins. Whisk flour, sugar, salt, and baking soda in med. bowl and set aside.

2. Whisk oil, eggs, vinegar, and vanilla into cooled cocoa-chocolate mixture until nice and smooth. Add the flour mixture and whisk until smooth.
3. Divide batter evenly among muffin pans... only makes 12! Bummer. Then place one slightly round teaspoon on top of each cupcake... don't worry about pressing it in (like I did), because it will sink! Promise! :-)
4. Bake at 350 degrees for 17-19 minutes until cupcakes are set and are slightly firm to the touch. Let the cupcakes cool for 1 hr (take them out of the muffin tin after about 10 minutes).
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Swiss Buttercream Chocolate Frosting:
1/3 cup granulated sugar
2 large egg whites
Pinch of salt
12 tablespoons of unsalted butter, softened and cut into 1 tbsp pieces
6 oz of bittersweet chocolate (melted and cooled to 85-100 degrees)
1/2 tsp vanilla extract
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1. Combine sugar, egg whites and salt in double boiler... allow the water in the double boiler to be simmering. Whisking gently but constantly, hear mixture until slightly thickened, foamy and 150 degrees... 2-3 minutes... give or take.
2. Place ingredients into stand mixer fitted with whisk attachment. Beat mixture on medium speed until consistency of shaving cream... don't overwhip! add butter 1 piece at a time until it's smooth and creamy. Frosting make look curdled after half of butter as been added. It will smooth out though. Once all butter is added, add cooled chocolate and vanilla and mix until combined. Increase speed to med-high and beat until light and fluffy... about 30 seconds... Voila!
3. Now it's time to frost those puppies!! Place about 2-3 tablespoons of icing on each cupcake. Using a non-serated knife or metal icing knife thing (technical term, but I need to get one of those!!!), push out frosting from center towards the edge of the cupcake, then smooth out the edges of the cupcake! dazzling darling... simply mauvelous! You can grate some chocolate, make some pretty curls or put Sprinkles on top... but they are ready to be served!
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Below are examples of the cupcake... this actually a picture of one of my rejects - notice the weird hole (this was the last one to be eaten... which was promptly devoured as I wrote this post!)...














Stacie the Baker
So, for my second post, I promised myself I would do something a little more challenging than my pitiful caramel corn recipe. So, I ventured into the slightly intimidating realm of layered cakes.... On the cover of the most recent issue of The Best of America's Test Kitchen (2010), there is a glorious vision of chocolatey decadence one wouldn't think is humanly possible.... A flourless chocolate cake topped with a silky chocolate mousse then topped with a white chocolate whipped concoction THEN topped with chocolate curls. Behold this glorious vision!














So, last night, my husband and I had invited some friends over for a Bible Study. I figured I would at least attempt to be hospitable by trying to make something for all of us to eat (putting out cheetos like in college seems no longer adequate, I guess unless britney spears was my friend). However, there was like a 60% chance that my creation would have looked more like this...



and less like the angelic vision above. This certainly wouldn't have surprised me, given my penchant for general mediocrity in the kitchen (and in life, really). Alright enough of my grandstanding and self-flagellation, onto the recipe and results.





Alright, get ready, it took me roughly 2 hours to make this dessert (with a few pee breaks, don't worry I washed my hands).


Ingredients
Base Layer
6 TBSP of unsalted butter
7 ounces of bittersweet chocolate (CI says Ghiradelli is the way to go - if you're willing to take out a second mortgage on your house to pay for fancy chocolate then go for it, otherwise Baker's is just fine)
3/4 tsp instant espresso powder
1&1/2 tsp of vanilla
4 large eggs (separate those suckers)
pinch salt [sic] Pinch OF salt, Cook's Illustrated needs to get some copy editors stat
1/3 cup packed brown sugar

Middle Layer
2 TBSP of cocoa powder (Dutch-processed or otherwise, I personally hate Dutch processed CP)
5 TBSP hot water
7 oz of Bittersweet chocolate (chop it up!, anyone else watch Dave Chappelle?)
1&1/2 cups heavy cream
1 TBSP sugar
1/8 tsp of salt


Top Layer
3/4 tsp gelatin
1 TBSP water
6 oz of white chocolate (CHOP IT FINE!)
1&1/2 cups of heavy cream
chocolate shavings.... use a soft chocolate like hershey's bar or something

Alright people its go time... 1. Oven 325 degrees. grease a 9 inch springform pan. Melt butter, chopped up chocolate and espresso powder in double boiler until smooth. remove from heat and let sit 5-6 min. then, whisk in vanilla and egg YOLKS!


2. In your mixer, WHISK (at medium speed) egg whites and salt until frothy (30ish sec). Add 1/2 of brown sugar, beat for 15 seconds, then add remaining and beat on high until soft peaks form. using a whisk, fold 1/3 of foam into chocolate mixture. Fold in the remaining with spatula until no streaks remain. Put that puppy in the oven and bake for 13-18 minutes... until center has set. I baked my for 14 minutes in my gas stove. Let the cake cool for at least 1 hour.

Alright, tier 2! Combine cocoa powder and hot water. set aside. Melt chocolate in double boiler. once smooth remove from heat and let sit for 5-6 minutes. Alright, time to clean out the stand mixer, because you need to whisk together the cream, sugar, and salt until it begins to thicken. Increase to high and whip til soft peaks form. Whisk in cocoa powder mixture into chocolate then fold 1/3 of whipped cream into the chocolate (use spatula). then fold in the remaining until no streaks remain. Smooth out the top of the mousse and refrigerate at least 15 minutes... I personally say you should refridgerate for 30 minutes.


Home stretch... final layer.


Sprinkle gelatin over water in small cup. set aside for 5 minutes at least. Place white choc in medium bowl. bring 1/2 cup of cream to a simmer in a small saucepan over medium high heat. remove from heat and then dump gelatin mixture into cream and stir it all up. then pour the cream/gelatin mixture over the white chocolate and stir that all up (until no lumps, my lumps, my lovely lady lumps, remain). Let that cool for about 8 minutes.

Alright clean out that stand mixer again, because you need to whisk the remaining cream on high. Once you get soft peaks, fold 1/3 of mixture into chocolate. then fold in the rest until no streaks remain. spoon over bittersweet layer and let the cake sit in the fridge for at least 3 hours. Garnish this with delicious chocolate curls... or in my case, chocolate flecks.

Voila! My latest creation. (My springform pan was too big, so my layers aren't as big as the picture above, but it still tasted delicious and everyone liked it. Hurray for my ego!) Sarah - a slice of this will be waiting for you on your doorstep tonight... along with Lars and the Real Girl. Thanks for letting me borrow... official review: quirky, weird, likeable.

Stacie the Baker
Hello world!

It is with great joy and honor that I present to you my very first post on Sarah, Shelly and Brett's illustrious cooking blog. I enter this format with much trepidation, so please do not pulverize me in the comments section (or I'm afraid my ego will never let me come back). However, needless to say, I'm pleased to bring you a scrumptuous, little recipe for caramel corn!

To be totally honest, I'm kind of bummed this is my first post. I was hoping for something a little more culinarily challenging, but when you've procrastinated past the point of apologies, this is what you're reduced to. So, CARAMEL CORN it is!



Ingredients
12 cups of popped corn
1 cup of roasted pecans
1 cup of M&Ms (optional)
1 stick of unsalted butter
1 cup of packed light brown sugar
1/4 cup of light corn syrup
1/2 tsp. salt
1/2 tsp. baking soda
1 large brown paper grocery bag


I'd like to preface the instructions by stating you can use whatever kind of popcorn you'd like. Precooked popcorn, microwave popcorn, stovetop cooked popcorn. I personally cooked my corn on the stovetop in oil (cheapest!).

Instructions
1) Place popcorn and roasted nuts in brown paper grocery bag. Shake it up a little to combine (If you'd like, you can add pretzels too!)

2) Melt butter in microwave for approximately 1 minute. Add brown sugar, corn syrup, and salt and microwave for 2 minutes. Stir the mixture for about 30 seconds to a minute, and then placed back in the microwave for 2 more minutes. The mixture will bubble and boil. Do not be alarmed!

3) Add baking soda to sugar mixture. It was get foamy, but once it starts to do this... carefully pour it on top of the caramel corn. Fold over the paper bag and start to shake!

4) Throw it back in the microwave for another minute. Take it out and shake again. Then another minute in the microwave. Open the bag, add the M&Ms and shake for 30 seconds one last time!


Voila! Just spread it over a cookie sheet and let it get crunchy! You can break it up and start munching on it within 5 minutes.

Here's an idea: For an inexpensive Christmas gift, I put mine in Christmas-themed Chinese take-out boxes. Good for coworkers or neighbors!



Either way, this is such an easy snack to make... I hope that you enjoy!
Shelly

One beautiful fall day not too long ago, my ENT suggested that I have my tonsils out. Trusting his knowledge and theoretically sage advice, I decided to do so. I warn you now. . . do not EVER trust a medical professional who wants to rip your tonsils from your body. This hurts very very very much. After two weeks of not being able to eat and actually enduring stomach cramps due to impending starvation, I am finally (somewhat) normal. The funny thing is, the whole time that I was slowly starving, I kept thinking about food, and watching the food network, and flipping through cook books. Maybe it was a coping mechanism, or maybe it's the impending holidays. . . but I couldn't help it. So, I emerged from my ordeal with a little time on my hands and a strong desire to eat pizza, sushi and onion rings (don't ask).

I decided to skip the onion rings and make cookies instead. Lately, I've made my fair share of deserts. Someone in the house, who isn't me, has an insane sweet tooth. Typically, we do pies - chocolate pies. I could make a chocolate pie in my sleep. But this time, my desire to recreate something so simple and elemental won through. I was lazy and just used the Nestle Toll House recipe. I'm going to cheat. Instead of copying it down, you can go here. That's not too much to ask is it? http://www.verybestbaking.com/recipes/specialty/nth-detail-occc.aspx Or am I supposed to actually type out the whole recipe? That would be a huge waste of time when there's cooking to do. Here's the verdict. They turned out okay. . . decent. . . edible? There definitely has to be a better chocolate chip cookie recipe out there. And I know that there are definitely better chocolate chips. Who would have thought that Nestle chips are so inferior? The cookies tasted entirely too sweet. The point is, though, to go out there and make cookies!
Okay, maybe I'm getting carried away. I mean, I haven't done a day's work in about two weeks, so it's really no surprise that by this point, I've decided to wash five loads of laundry, make cookies, make homemade ice cream (my grandma's recipe - definitely worth sharing later), make a slow cooker full of potatoes, carrots and turkey, and contemplate the possibility of sweet potato casserole. All the while wondering who is going to eat this since the fridge is already full of homemade arepas, spaghetti sauce, burgers, and enough dollar general cookies to choke a horse. Oh well, c'est la vie.
Sarah Ferstel
In the two weeks since my last blog, I've been a busy little baker bee as I continue testing out cupcake recipes to be used at my friend's wedding. Not only did I try out a second recipe for the lemon cupcakes, but I also managed to create some very ugly swamp cupcakes, and I made some beautiful Devil's food cupcakes with blue cream cheese icing. My coworkers have been very grateful and eager guinea pigs, but I do feel the tiniest bit of guilt about edging them towards diabetic shock on a weekly basis. Oh, well.

For my second try with lemon cupcakes, I used bellaluna221's recipe found here. I preferred the lighter taste and texture of these cupcakes in comparison to the first batch I made, but my friends and coworkers disagreed. They really liked the first recipe's rich texture and lemony taste. The people have spoken and I guess I should follow mob rule.

Shelly was kind enough to come over and help me with these lemon cupcakes. She also took lots of pictures documenting my experiments in decoration. In the picture to the left, you can see that the cupcakes at the top of the photo have been sprayed with edible pearl luster and then topped with various candy or zest decorations. The cupcakes at the bottom have only been sprinkled with edible glitter dust mixed with powdered sugar. It's difficult to see the glitter in photos, but in person they are very pretty.

After my great success with the lemon cupcakes, I moved on to the "Blue velvet cupcakes." The idea was to use the recipe for red velvet cupcakes, but use blue food dye instead of red. I warned the bride that the blue might not mix very well with the cocoa, but I told her I'd give it the old (post) college try. When I saw the color of the batter, I laughed out loud. The final baked cupcakes weren't much better, but they really taste great - very moist and delicious - you just have to get past the fact that they look like moldy, green rocks.




There's no way in heck I was actually going to share these at work, so I saved a few to scare my friends and threw the rest away. I can't have people associating my baking with swampy cupcakes.

Moving past the "blue velvet" disaster, I decided it was time to try out the Devil's food cake recipe I have. These came out perfectly rich and delicious. I topped them off with pretty blue cream cheese frosting and sprinkles.


I used a variety of toppings including non-pareils, sugar crystals, and the sparkle dust (which didn't show up against the blue very well).

I'm making the lemon cupcakes by request for my father's 60th birthday (!), and then I'll make the devil's food cake cupcakes with mocha icing. Once the wedding is over, and my cupcake journey comes to its end, I think I'll take a long and well-deserved break from the world of cupcakes.

Maybe I'll start experimenting with beef.
Sarah Ferstel

As some of you know, I have been asked by my dear friend, Kate, to make cupcakes for her wedding in October. These cupcakes (Lemon, Devil's food, and Blue velvet) will be a cheaper, cuter, and yummier substitute for a traditional wedding cake. Serving cupcakes at weddings is a fairly popular trend now, and we are whole-heartily jumping on the band wagon. Considering that wedding cakes are typically over-priced, dry, and covered in fondant (blech!), this trend seems pretty reasonable in the wacky world of wedding wallet wastage.

To the delight of my coworkers, I have started testing cupcake recipes and bringing the results to work. So far, I've only brought in Red velvet (at the bride's request, I'll use blue food dye instead of red for the wedding) and this past weekend I made lemon cupcakes. I used a recipe found at Geek-kitten's livejournal blog, and though I received many complements, I'm not 100% satisfied with the outcome. The flavor of the cake is very good, but the texture is a little too crumbly for my taste. My friends insist I'm too picky and that they really like them, but these are for a wedding and I want to find the best recipe out there.

Kate, the bride, has been an enthusiastic accomplice in my cupcake endeavors. She has even ordered edible pearl luster spray that I'll wield like a Tanning Salon Maverick and give those girls (read: cupcakes) a beautiful summer glow! She also ordered bronze spray for the Devil's food cupcakes and blue for the blue velvet cupcakes. I can't wait for these weird bottles of sprayable candy to arrive.

So, back to the cupcakes. When looking for a lemon cupcake recipe, I really didn't have much in the way of criteria beyond (1) I wanted the ingredients to be easy to find and (2) the recipe should be pretty straight forward. I've looked through plenty of recipes online, and many of them call for intricate maneuvers that would be feasible if I weren't trying to make several dozen cupcakes.

Following Geek-kitten's recipe was easy, but I would recommend filling the baking cups only 3/4 full instead of nearly to the top as she has suggested. Filling the cups too full resulted in a muffin shaped cupcake (see pic below) for the first batch. For the second batch, I filled them 3/4 full and the results were a recognizable cupcake shape.


While the cupcakes were cooling, I made the frosting. The original recipe for this frosting is here, but I tweaked the recipe. Here's the ingredients and amounts I used.

2 sticks, unsalted butter (softened to room temp for about 30 minutes)
1/3 cup of Crisco (weird, right?)
2 cups of powdered/confectioner's sugar (you might want to add more depending on how sweet your tooth is)
1 tsp of vanilla extract
1 tbsp of fresh squeezed lemon juice

Mix it all together with an electric mixer, slop it into a frosting bag, squeeze, and voila!




As adorable as these are, it was obvious that I needed to up the cute factor so I added jelly beans and small slices of lemon to the frosting.



Cute, right? I'll be making a second batch of lemon cupcakes later this week with a different recipe and with the lustre spray. I'll post the results here, of course. TTFN!
Shelly
Any good food blog should begin with a favorite recipe from your grandmother!



Of course, this wasn't my original intention. Originally, I was going to go on about the time that Sarah and I made pain au chocolat and filled up an entire 1000+ square foot apartment with smoke just because we used the wrong pan.



*Here's a helpful hint. . . be sure to use the right dish for the job. It could make the difference between a happy chocolate filled evening and a smokey chocolate filled evening.*



But, since I couldn't find that recipe in my trusty recipe box (Believe me, you don't want to see what the inside of this looks like.), I decided that I should ramble a bit about my grandma. That's really where the love of food begins, if you think about it. . . or at least where it began for me. I have so many fond memories of sitting around her house in the morning drinking coffee milk and eating Little Debbie snacks for breakfast - both treats that had no place in my mom and dad's house. As an adult, I've spent a good deal of time in antique shops and thrift stores rejoicing when I find a recipe box just like my mom-mom's. . . or that goofy Corning Ware with blue flowers because that's what she has stacked in her cabinets. I'm not even going to go into how expensive those stinking melamine Texas Ware mixing bowls are. It's funny because no matter how many retro pieces of kitchenware I buy, my food never does come out tasting like hers. That being said, as I was going through the recipe box looking for that pain au chocolat recipe, I came across my mom-mom's Pineapple Cake Filling recipe. It's a shame that no one bothers to make good cakes anymore. This has always been one of my favorites and is apparently something that's fairly universal among the older crowd. One of my good friends at the library, Mary, went on and on about how good her Pineapple Cake Filling recipe was one day, and I started to laugh when she was telling me the recipe. It's this exact one that my grandma makes. That being said, if your grandparents are still around, you probably have this one tucked in your recipe box too. . . but, for those of you that have lost the recipe or were never fortunate enough to have it. . . you're in luck. I'm going to copy mom-mom's recipe card word for word, so you don't miss anything!



This is for a 3 layer cake & top. I don't use icing.

Pineapple Cake Filling



1 large can crushed pineapple

1 cup sugar

1/2 stick butter

1 1/2 tbl. cornstarch, disolved in 1/4 cup water, cook until mixture starts to boil & thicken. Cool before using. If you have too much, you just eat the rest. It's good.



She also included the recipe for Coconut Filling even though she knows that I hate coconut. Nice, yeah? So, you get an extra recipe just because. . .



Coconut Filling for 1 Cake



3/4 cup sugar

1 tbl. corn starch . level spoon

1 cup can milk

1 egg yoke cook until thicken add 1 teaspoon flavor & coconut. I don't measure the coconut. Add what you like.



And that's that. To be fair, my grandma's not really a poor speller. . . Did I mention that she was cajun and that French is her first language? And she's pretty old and senile. . . ha ha ha. . . but I love her.
Sarah Ferstel

This past Independence day, I celebrated my freedom by eating hot dogs and various grilled meats with my compatriots. Amongst the smorgasbord of meat, there was a dessert or two and I may have had one or two helpings of each. In particular, I was impressed with my pal Rebecca's holiday themed trifle (see picture above). The recipe for her delicious and adorable trifle is below, but, first, let's do a little Internet research (aka 'Googling') and figure out what the heck a trifle is.

According to Wikipedia, that compendium of ambiguity and misinformation, the first trifle was made in 1376 in a book titled "The good huswife's Jewell." At first, I thought "cool, trifles are old and I like old stuff." Being the good little researcher I am, however, I clicked on the citation which led me to another recipe blog site. The site, What's the recipe Jim, states that the "very first known recipe was published in 1956 in a book called "The good huswife's Jewell." Oh, that's disappointing and not as cool. Apparently, instead of being the dessert of kings of yore (my imagination is boundless), some frumpy housewife messed up a cake and cleverly threw it all in a deep bowl and topped it off with alcohol.

With all due respect to Mr. Jim, the spelling in that title is suspect. So, I dug a little further into my research (meaning: I used Google Scholar) and found Stefan's Florilegium, a neat site dedicated to acquiring Medieval primary sources including a great list of cookbooks. It has a .org domain and so is surely legit, or at least that's what I'm telling myself and you good people. It has actual transcripts from the cookbook in question, which was written in 1596 (yay, still old!).

Here's how a good huswife of merry olde England would have made her trifle:

To make a tarte that is courage to a man or woman


Take twoo Quinces, and twoo or three Burre rootes,

and a potaton, and pare your Potaton, and scrape

your rootes and put them into a quart of wine,

and let them boyle till they bee tender,

& put in an ounce of Dates, and when they be boyled

tender, Drawe them through a strainer, wine and all,

and then put in the yolkes of eight Egges,

and the braynes of three or foure cocke Sparrowes,

and straine them into the other, and a little Rose water,

and seeth them all with suger, Cinamon and Gynger,

and Cloves and mace, and put in a little sweet butter,

and set it upon a chafingdish of coles betweene two

platters, and so let it boyle till it

be something bigge.


Hm, I think I'd leave out the "braynes of three or

foure cocke Sparrowes." Seems like it would take

away from the deliciousness of the other ingredients.


In conclusion (by the way, never end a paper this way), here's what we have learned:

  • Wikipedia "authors" not only write incorrect information, but they can get your hopes up. Jerks.
  • Google Scholar does a better job, but I should probably use the library.
  • Trifles can have alcohol!
  • Women in the 1950s felt a strange desire to add alcohol to family desserts.
  • Medieval women of a certain class were literate, 'good', and made fancy desserts. Sound like my kind of broads.
The following modern recipe for Rebecca's trifle came from Taste of Home.

Ingredients:

  • 1 package (3 ounces) berry blue gelatin
  • 1 package (3 ounces) strawberry gelatin
  • 2 cups boiling water
  • 1 cup cold water
  • 2 cups cold milk
  • 2 packages (3.4 ounces each) instant vanilla pudding mix
  • 1 carton (8 ounces) frozen whipped topping, thawed, divided
  • 1 pint fresh blueberries
  • 1 quart fresh strawberries, quartered
  • 1 prepared angel food cake (8 inches), cut into 1-inch cubes

Directions:

In two small bowls, combine each gelatin flavor with 1 cup boiling water. Stir 1/2 cup cold water into each. Pour each into an ungreased 9-in. square pan. Refrigerate for 1 hour or until set.
In a large bowl, whisk milk and pudding mixes for 2 minutes. Let stand for 2 minutes or until soft-set. Fold in 2 cups whipped topping.
Set aside 1/4 cup blueberries and 1/2 cup strawberries for garnish. Cut the gelatin into 1-in. cubes. In a 3-qt. trifle bowl or serving dish, layer the strawberry gelatin, half of the cake cubes, the remaining blueberries and half of the pudding mixture.
Top with blue gelatin and remaining cake cubes, strawberries and pudding mixture. Garnish with reserved berries and remaining whipped topping. Serve immediately. Yield: 16-20 servings.